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Who is Jason? Mc Donalds?
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InterBang
2004-01-04 20:54:54 UTC
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A while back (within the past year) there was a poster up in my local mc
donalds saying "Who is Jason" with a picture of a silouet of a persons face.
It said to text a number to find more details. I assumed it was a new
McDonalds mascot or something (it was a mcdonalds poster). Well I havn't
heard anything since about it. Who the hell is Jason?
I live in Ireland, so this may be just a european campaign.


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Ping Pong Penis
2004-01-11 06:01:25 UTC
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Funny story:

Jason was temporary McDonalds fryer in Ireland who was accidently crushed
beyond recognition when a refrigerator toppled on him. For a while the
franchise owner could not identify Jason (no last name, etc. could be
found) in order to notify his family of the accident. So, they created a
poster of his sillouette (his face was disfigured in the accident on one
side) and posted it in various McDonalds. Soon after he was identified
and the posters came down. His family got some kind of deal where they
got $1000. in coupons or something. Not bad.

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Post by InterBang
A while back (within the past year) there was a poster up in my local mc
donalds saying "Who is Jason" with a picture of a silouet of a persons face.
It said to text a number to find more details. I assumed it was a new
McDonalds mascot or something (it was a mcdonalds poster). Well I havn't
heard anything since about it. Who the hell is Jason?
I live in Ireland, so this may be just a european campaign.
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Geoff Miller
2004-01-20 00:29:39 UTC
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Post by Ping Pong Penis
Jason was temporary McDonalds fryer in Ireland who was
accidently crushed beyond recognition when a refrigerator
toppled on him.
McDonalds uses temps? That's certainly news to me. They
could probably pay less if they'd just hire people outright.
Post by Ping Pong Penis
For a while the franchise owner could not identify Jason
(no last name, etc. could be found) in order to notify
his family of the accident. So, they created a poster
of his sillouette (his face was disfigured in the accident
on one side) and posted it in various McDonalds.
Kinda like the Shroud Of Turin, you mean? Kewl.



Geoff
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Ping Pong Penis
2004-02-01 07:38:34 UTC
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Hey, I thought your homosexual fantasy writings are not as bad as
everyone says. If you keep at it I think you might get better.
Geoff
Doug Cunningly
2004-02-04 16:09:45 UTC
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***@thing.com (Ping Pong Penis) wrote in news:sure-***@dialup-67.31.0.125.dial1.newyork1.level3.net:

This has urban legend written all over it. NO corporate restaurant is going
to hire someone temp or full time without name, address, tax id number or
whatever they have in Ireland, etc.
Post by Ping Pong Penis
Jason was temporary McDonalds fryer in Ireland who was accidently
crushed beyond recognition when a refrigerator toppled on him. For a
while the franchise owner could not identify Jason (no last name, etc.
could be found) in order to notify his family of the accident. So,
they created a poster of his sillouette (his face was disfigured in
the accident on one side) and posted it in various McDonalds. Soon
after he was identified and the posters came down. His family got
some kind of deal where they got $1000. in coupons or something. Not
bad.
PPP
Post by InterBang
A while back (within the past year) there was a poster up in my local
mc donalds saying "Who is Jason" with a picture of a silouet of a
persons face. It said to text a number to find more details. I
assumed it was a new McDonalds mascot or something (it was a
mcdonalds poster). Well I havn't heard anything since about it. Who
the hell is Jason? I live in Ireland, so this may be just a european
campaign.
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Ping Pong Penis
2004-02-13 06:26:11 UTC
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We're talking Ireland here, dude. Those motherfuckers are damaged from
all the goddamn potatoes they eat.
Post by Doug Cunningly
This has urban legend written all over it. NO corporate restaurant is going
to hire someone temp or full time without name, address, tax id number or
whatever they have in Ireland, etc.
Post by Ping Pong Penis
Jason was temporary McDonalds fryer in Ireland who was accidently
crushed beyond recognition when a refrigerator toppled on him. For a
while the franchise owner could not identify Jason (no last name, etc.
could be found) in order to notify his family of the accident. So,
they created a poster of his sillouette (his face was disfigured in
the accident on one side) and posted it in various McDonalds. Soon
after he was identified and the posters came down. His family got
some kind of deal where they got $1000. in coupons or something. Not
bad.
PPP
Post by InterBang
A while back (within the past year) there was a poster up in my local
mc donalds saying "Who is Jason" with a picture of a silouet of a
persons face. It said to text a number to find more details. I
assumed it was a new McDonalds mascot or something (it was a
mcdonalds poster). Well I havn't heard anything since about it. Who
the hell is Jason? I live in Ireland, so this may be just a european
campaign.
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Geoff Miller
2004-02-13 23:38:10 UTC
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Post by Ping Pong Penis
We're talking Ireland here, dude. Those motherfuckers
are damaged from all the goddamn potatoes they eat.
What gets me is that Irishmen love to drink and they have
all those potatoes lying around, and yet it never occurred
to the bastards to invent vodka. Go figure.



Geoff
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Ping Pong Penis
2004-02-20 07:21:41 UTC
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They did, however, find a way to shoot them up each others asses with
"meat cannons".
Post by Geoff Miller
What gets me is that Irishmen love to drink and they have
all those potatoes lying around, and yet it never occurred
to the bastards to invent vodka. Go figure.
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